Remember Her?
Oct. 18th, 2026 11:30 pm
it Brun
Kids' shows get some of the cutest cakes, you guys. I don't even have kids, and I had a blast looking for these!
Just look at this adorable Doc McStuffins cake:
[By Valentina Pollicino in Italy]
Squee!
When I Googled the most popular kids' shows of 2018, I was amazed to see Pokémon still on the list. Good thing, though, since that means I get to show you this jaw-dropping Pikachu:
[By Le Delizie di Kicca in Italy]
The shading makes it look more like a ceramic sculpture than a cake! Also loving all the lightning bolts.
Oh hey, here's a show I've actually watched before: Miraculous: Tales of Lady Bug & Cat Noir
[By Soraia Amorim Sugar Artist in Portugal]
So impressed with the mix of 2D and 3D - plus that little ladybug & cat are adorable.
Judging by the amount of incredible Paw Patrol cakes out there, it must be a HIT with the little ones:
[By Medena Radionica in Serbia]
I like the little tower!
And speaking of popular shows, obviously My Little Pony is huuuuuge. John and I are even fans. I could do a whole post of great MLP cakes, but instead here's one of the cutest Pinkie Pie cakes I've ever seen:
[By Cakes By Ashley in Texas]
My favorite is how the flowers look like they're made of rolled-up balloon. I could totally see Pinkie making those with her stash of party balloons. :)
Here come another show I've been a fan of since the original: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
[Baker Unknown. Anyone recognize it?]
Look how fun this is, with the pizza base and that river of toxic sludge out the side! I would have loved this cake back in middle school... or heck, even today. (The reboot is awesome, I've got to catch up on it someday.)
I've seen a lot of people cosplay from this next one: Star vs The Forces of Evil
[By Andrea Bertini in Argentina]
The premise sounds hilarious in the best way, any of you watch it? I think I need to check it out.
One of my good friends has 3 young kids, and they are alllll about LEGO: Ninjago
[By Sweet Obsessions in Malaysia]
Even the figures are sugar! Wowza.
Speaking of my friend's kids, John and I got to theme her daughter's room after Elena of Avalor, so I've had a soft spot for that character ever since:
[Baker Unknown. Anyone recognize it?]
I love Elena's red-and-teal color scheme with all the bright flowers - so pretty, I want to wear them in my hair!
Years ago a reader e-mailed to tell me about this show her kids were watching: it was adorable and kind of steampunk-styled, so she thought of me. The show was called Octonauts, and now that I see this cake I want figurines of all the characters:
[By Amanda's Little Cake Boutique (new name) in the UK]
SO CUTE. Love all the soft pastels - and that submarine looks like a toy you could pick up and play with, not sculpted sugar! Amazing.
Happy Sunday, everyone! I think I'll go watch some cartoons now. :)
*****
P.S. Need a sweet gift for the person who has everything? Then how about a card that transforms into a bouquet:
Fresh Cut Pop-Up Bouquet, "Pumpkin Harvest"
I've been raving about Fresh Cut Paper for a while now, and they just added two new Fall designs: this "Pumpkin Harvest" bouquet:
...and a pop-up wreath!? Ohhh, this is cool:
When I send my grandmother cards she likes to tack them up up on her wall, so I just sent her this one, which is meant to hang up, and doubles as pretty Fall decor. There are more styles, too, so go see all the Fresh Cut Paper designs here.
*****
And from my other blog, Epbot:
Jessie ordered this cute kitty design from her bakery's book:
Her bakery ran out of the printed paper, though, and then I guess also people who know how to decorate cakes:
Yowch. And I don't think that candle placement is helping any, Jessie. Do you have any large house plants instead? Maybe a piñata or two?
Shannon ordered a Minecraft sheet cake, which usually looks something like this:
Instead, she got what appears to be an Oscar-the-Grouch skin carpet on a dirty tile floor:
Double "yowch."
And finally, Jay ordered a true classic: a Mickey Mouse cake like this:
Somehow I think Jay's baker heard "Bozo the Clown," though:
...because THIS IS UNCANNY:
Thanks to Jessie W., Shannon M., & Jay F. for that case of "mouse-taken" identity.
(Yes that pun was tortured and I'm not even sorry.)
*****
And from my other blog, Epbot:
| archive - contact - sexy exciting merchandise - search - about |

| ← previous | October 16th, 2026 | next |
October 16th, 2026: And the worst part is that saying "I didn't take any of the snacks" is exactly what a snack-stealing person would say, so you already look guilty! The only answer is to never visit Uranus hotels (everyone alive in the history of the world has heeded this advice.) – Ryan | ||
It's the quintessential symbol of Halloween: the Jack-O-Lantern. Fortunately, it's also one of the easiest designs for a baker to make. Just take one round cake, ice it in orange, add a cartoony face, and...voilá!
AAAEEIII!!
Er. Heh, sorry. Let's try that again.
Voila!
That's...not a cake.
[rolling up sleeves] Voila!
Is that...plastic?
Cheater.
Voila!
A Pumpkin Poo-nicorn. Well. That's a first.
[through gritted teeth] Voi-la.
What the...what IS that? Come on, seriously, there's no way you could make this thing look less like a pumpkin!
Allow me to retract that last statement.
Knock, knock.
Well? Orange you glad I didn't say "voila?"
Hm. Maybe the problem lies in trying to make the whole cake look like a pumpkin. Maybe if the baker just drew a pumpkin ON the cake...
[blinking]
Um...
[more blinking]
Voila!
Dorota, Carra M., Melody N., Shanna T., Andrew M., Ted, Donny & Amanda, Kaitlin K., & T.A., don't ask me; I'm going with "abstract jack-o-lantern."
*****
And from my other blog, Epbot:

don't even get her started on her ligaments
John and I play a lot of video games because we make excellent life choices, and last night was a particularly Jen kind of game. I was completely lost, fumbling around and stuck on a wall, muttering "Where am I? What room is this? WHAT IS HAPPENING?" - all in a game I've been playing for 2 years now - and John joked, "You watch, you'll get Play of the Game for this."
AND I DID.
Meaning 11 real live strangers on the internet watched an instant replay of my character walking into a wall and spinning in circles to the sound of a triumphant victory fanfare, all with my user name emblazoned onscreen in giant glowing letters.
John actually got light-headed, he laughed so hard. I had to remind him to breathe.
My point here, of course, is that brainless moments of personal embarrassment should always be witnessed - nay, celebrated - by strangers on the internet.
OH HEY LOOK:
And my personal favorite:
[plays Triumphant Victory Fanfare]
Thanks to Katherine V., Carolyn H., Mindy V., Stacy M., & Alicia F. for making me feel much better about my video game skills. And yes, to my fellow gamers looking for confirmation: it *was* Overwatch. TOR MAIN FOREVAHHHHH.
*****
P.S. Need a cool gift for the person who has everything? Then how about a card that transforms into a bouquet:
Fresh Cut Pop-Up Bouquet, "Pumpkin Harvest"
I've been raving about Fresh Cut Paper for a while now, and they just added two new Fall designs: this "Pumpkin Harvest" bouquet:
...and a pop-up wreath!? Ohhh, this is cool:
When I send my grandmother cards she likes to tack them up up on her wall, so I just sent her this one, which is meant to hang up, and doubles as pretty Fall decor. There are more styles, too, so go see all the Fresh Cut Paper designs here.
*****
And from my other blog, Epbot:
| archive - contact - sexy exciting merchandise - search - about |

| ← previous | October 14th, 2026 | next |
October 14th, 2026: This comic was inspired by the ocean!! And also the bad hotel I stayed in lol but mostly the ocean. – Ryan | ||
Were the good ol' days of cake decorating REALLY better?
And more importantly, can Jen find an excuse to post some of the rad vintage birthday cakes you guys have been sending in?
Let's find out, with...
THEN:
I pity the fool who doesn't recognize Hulk Hogan & Mr. T.
VS
NOW:
THEN:
VS
NOW:
THEN:
VS
NOW:
"I stopped listening after 'cabbage'."
(Yup, it's cake. Cabbagey, cabbagey cake.)
THEN:
VS
NOW:
THEN:
VS
NOW:
Who WON? Who LOST?
YOU decide!!
And keep sending in those vintage birthday cakes, because seriously, these things are amazing.
Thanks to Robert T., Elizabeth B., Jason R., Tiki C., Jason R., Kristi C., Lindsay S., Karen H., Susan M., & Brittany J. - and a hat tip to Epic Rap Battles of History for all the lolz.
*****
P.S. Here's a fun gift for the kids in your life this spooky season:
Little Blue Truck's Halloween Board Book
It's interactive with lift-the-flap surprises and has over 10,000 5-star ratings!
*****
And from my other blog, Epbot:

Hannelore can speak instagram sans
A few of you remarked on my use of the word "spoopy" on Epbot, so I'd just like to point out that's totally a thing people say and/or write on cakes:
See?
However.
Like all fun new lingo we youngin's use [WHAT I'M YOUNG], this may confuse some of the less hip, less "with it," less "I have a Tumblr account and I know how to use it" crowd.
So just to be clear, bakers, "spoopy" is something you SAY, not something you try to illustrate:
o.0
And you thought having a birthday near a major holiday was crappy.
BONUS SPOOPAGE!
To the utter shock of absolutely no one, it turns out I have TWO spoopy birthday ghosts. This one is cuter, but more confusing
I mean, why is the ghost spitting out poopy Junior Mints?
Or wait... WAIT.
Are those... Peppermint Patties?
I can't wait to reblog this on Tumblr once I get an account and figure out how to use it.
Thanks to Regina S., Brian M., & Amy S. for the minty fresh spoop.
*****
And from my other blog, Epbot:
Orange is my favorite color, so I am ALL about Fall, y'all.
It's not just the warm colors, though; I love rich jewel tones and gleaming metallics:
[By Arte & Sabor in Costa Rica]
Not to mention the natural touches of tree bark and dried leaves:
[By Bellaria Cake Design in the Netherlands]
It's all so elegant, but manages to feel welcoming at the same time - like a warm hug that smells of spices and rain. Mmmm.
Check out this gilded beauty with her sugar marble base:
[By Have Some Cake in the UK]
Fit for an Autumn Queen!
This mossy number has the sweetest succulent accents:
[By Chiki New York]
I love how bright and modern it is - and those curled ferns!
Have you noticed all the pale aqua touches in the Fall decor hitting stores right now? It's so unexpected, but I freaking love it. Especially when you pair it with copper or warm golds, like this:
[By Sonja Mclean, who has a tutorial here!]
Hnnnng. So good.
Check out the hanging wedding rings on this cutie:
[By Asli of Mutlu Gün Kurabiyecisi in Turkey]
D'awww. So fun!
Autumn needs more purple, right? Especially purples like this?
[By Nix Kitchen in Malaysia]
Those greenery swags make the whole cake!
I need to see someone slicing through this sugar "bark"; it looks too real!
[By That Little Cake Place in the UK]
WOWIE. I just... I just want to poke it.
SOMEBODY PLEASE POKE THE CAKE FOR ME.
Oooh, these rough scraped metallics are speaking to my soul:
[By Have Some Cake in the UK]
Those red streaks? And the way the gold blends right into the cake board? And just, you know, all of it? ::knowing nod of extreme approval::
This last one is definitely filled with Autumn Magic, gang, because it is straight up levitating:
[By Shelby Elizabeth Cakes in Texas, featured here.]
I'll just be over here collecting my jaw off the desk.
I hope these made you smile! Happy Sunday!
You know those cringe-inducing pregnancy photos where the mom-to-be's mostly naked and the shirtless dad is standing behind her caressing her belly, and all you can think is how you don't even like going to the pool in a bikini, but here they are, all up in yo' Facebook feed, smirking the smirk of the freshly procreated?
Well, doesn't that sight make you, like, totally hungry?
If you'll excuse me, Katie A., I'll just be over here screaming forever. (And they're saying my doll-and-butcher-knife mobile is creepy. YEESH.)
PS - I just had a lengthy conversation with John about that ring and hand placement. That has to be the pointer finger, guys. IT HAS TO. Otherwise, ouch.
*****
And from my other blog, Epbot:
| archive - contact - sexy exciting merchandise - search - about |

| ← previous | October 9th, 2026 | next |
October 9th, 2026: I'm at NYCC this weekend - my schedule is here! Maybe I will see YOU there too? – Ryan | ||